Make their birthday unforgettable with this cheeky and bold greeting card!
This Birthday Rude Funny Elderly Greeting Card combines humour and a touch of irreverence to bring a smile to anyone who loves a bit of wit with their well wishes. Featuring a candid photo of an elderly couple and the hilarious message, "Please Try To Understand Before One Of Us F***ing Dies!", this card is perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humour and a playful spirit.
- Ideal for: Birthdays, milestone celebrations, or any occasion where laughter is the best gift
- Perfect recipient: Elderly couples, grandparents, or anyone who appreciates humorous and slightly cheeky sentiments
- Why they’ll love it: It’s witty, memorable, and refreshingly honest—a true standout in any birthday card collection
- Personalise it: Add your own message inside to make it even more special and personal
Looking for a card that’s both rude and ridiculously funny? This card is the perfect pick to bring joy and laughter, making their day even brighter. Whether it’s for your granny, grandad, or an elderly couple who enjoy a good laugh, this card delivers a unique and bold birthday greeting.
Personalise this card cover and then add your greeting message inside. After ordering, we professionally print the 15cm x 21cm glossy card in full colour and enclose within an envelope. We then add a second outer red envelope and post to anywhere in the World - postage is only €1.65! All card stock is manufactured from trees grown in sustainable forests.
NEW! Optionally change the card Size to our extra large format - an A4 sized card in large envelope. Ideal for group signatures, photo cards or that WOW factor!
Orders placed before 4pm (Mon-Fri excl Bank Holidays) are posted that same day in Dublin, Ireland.