Celebrate a New Beginning with a Twist of Humour!

This cheeky New House Funny Rude Sexy Greeting Card is the perfect way to congratulate someone on their new home with a playful and memorable message. Featuring a simple yet charming illustration of a white house against a fresh green background, the card reads: "New home = new place to bone" – a hilariously bold take on starting life in a new space.

• Great for New Home Celebrations: Ideal for housewarmings, moving-in parties, or just to bring a smile to someone settling into their new place.
• Humorous & Lighthearted: Perfect for friends or loved ones with a cheeky sense of humour who appreciate a fun, slightly risqué message.
• Personalise Your Message: Add your own heartfelt or funny message inside to make it truly unique and special.
• Stylish & Contemporary Design: Simple line art and soft green tone make this card both eye-catching and modern.

Whether you’re celebrating a new home, an exciting milestone, or simply want to make someone laugh, this card brings a warm, humorous touch to any occasion. Ideal for those who like their greetings with a bit of spice!

Personalise this card cover and then add your greeting message inside. After ordering, we professionally print the 15cm x 21cm glossy card in full colour and enclose within an envelope. We then add a second outer red envelope and post to anywhere in the World - postage is only €1.65! All card stock is manufactured from trees grown in sustainable forests.

NEW! Optionally change the card Size to our extra large format - an A4 sized card in large envelope. Ideal for group signatures, photo cards or that WOW factor!

Orders placed before 4pm (Mon-Fri excl Bank Holidays) are posted that same day in Dublin, Ireland.